Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Why I don't watch new movies anymore

Yes, this is all about the color-grading.

The first counter-thought about that would instantly be something like this "It's just a movie", "relax and enjoy the fun".

My argument would be: I can't relax and enjoy, because the colors on the giant canvas I'm focusing my eyes on are totally off putting, to say exactly they destroy the sense of believe.
If one thing pulls you out of a movie, the latest thing to do so should be the actual visuals.
One can say a movie is 50% visuals and 50% sound.
The eyes however do a much larger part occupying the brain. Say every color takes a part of brain-power, there are 3 colors and the millions of various shades the brain can calculate out of those.

According to that I would say; 75% of the sensory experience in a movie is visuals.
The story does not take brain-power in the context of being sensory, but is instead processed solely by logic.
A story can be a wonderful in modern movies, still.
There are movies I really looked forward to watching; i.e. Interstellar, Jurassic World, Mad Max. The reason and solely so I can't watch those movies, are the colors.

I can no longer commit myself to a movie when I'm constanly flooded by a flash of un-natural colors.
A movie should never be just a movie, but a complex piece of art that's a masterful combination of various elements.
The argument of just being a movie is so futile that it does not even count.
Say that to Spielberg, say that to yourself and you go watch a porn, because it's still a movie after all.
In reality every little detail does indeed count.
The other point being; that if it's just a movie anyway, everyone is condemning himself from making any critique at all.

Constantly I feel under-involved and reduced to a sensory idiot.
It feels like trying to walk, while someone is forcing you to use a clutch.
Those colors that are imposed generally in modern blockbuster movies, not just blockbusters but actually every, dam, single movie.
One can strife off the genre to the artfilm genre or independent, comedy, drama and post-apocalyptic movies, they all look the same.
And the same is nor a overstatement or bold generalization. It is the absolut unmasked truth.

This would not be a problem actually if there would still be variety - but at is has become a absolute degree of measure, a guideline or chart of how to present a movie that nobody dare can leave and is absolutely constrained to, no exclusivity from ever.
Not even the new Star Wars movie seems to be able leaving this cage.
Jurassic World could not.
Indiana Jones 4 did and every future movie, without any denial will.
Expect there will soon be a change, that does not seem realistic at all.

No, I cannot watch a movie when someone is telling me the whole story from the beginning. I can't watch a movie if I'm basically insulted to ever use my brain on my own for one moment.
The eyesight of a human being has evolved during the past several million years.
A perfectly developed tool to process visual information that is so darn accomplished it can perceive depth, motion and finest variations of color-shades.
It is so precise that it is able distinguishing living beings from static backgrounds, in nearly every possible light-condition.

Now I'm steadily being dumbed down and guided by so called emotive color-choices, artistic expressions and visual crutches.
As if the picture is constantly trying to remind me of how to distuingish a human being from say a tree, some foliage or various background.
It's like mommy trying to tell you "be careful of the dangers in this world", "teacher trying to ask you the solution of 1+1".
Thank you very much, modern movie! -- I'm capable of processing the visual information myself. Thank you for making me feel like a underdeveloped stupid fool.

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This is not even the film-makers fault, but the producers. The more money involved, the more likely the color-choice will be in control be the share-holders.
Producers are automatically going for that look they see in every other movie, the circle endlessly continues. They are so scared that they are completely deluded of making a sane decision.
This is absolutely the same that happened those past 20 years in the music-industry.
When mixing-engineers were forced to make the mix a little bit louder, just make it sound like everybody else's, point being that jealousy of a louder mix forces you to sacrifice the overall quality to just become a little bit louder. So every year the mainstream increased by a few dB until they reached the level of unrecoverable damage to the material.
The analogy is striking. Modern colors are almost completely deprived of any colors, the whole spectrum is compressed to two colors only; teal and orange.
This is no way a artistic choice but a total constraint of variety.
It's become so bad that movies are literally black and white again, expect teal and orange.


The last movie I'm aware off that dares to try something different from the omni-present, dominating teal and orange look, is the latest project by Quentin Tarantino -- The Hateful Eight

See this page for information:
http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/449851-the-hateful-eight-to-premiere-in-70mm-on-christmas-day#/slide/1

Now here is a man that dares trying to be different, doing his own thing. So un-deluded that he is using a rare format of filming not being used the past 50 years, in 70mm.
He is trying to outfit 50 cinemas with the proper equipment to even being able presenting the movie.
This movie is going for natural 100% unbiased visuals.
And people are praising Quintin Tarantino's work over and over. They literally applaud the genious of his film.
Take that for being stuck up, Hollywood. You are a giant coward.
How about getting unstuck and just trying to use natural colors for once?

courtesy www.comingsoon.net

Friday, June 19, 2015

They did it, Star Wars does now look like every other movie!

Here is a promotional screencap from MakingStarWars.com directly from the movie I guess.

No this is not due the low quality of the screenshot. The color choices one can read out that image clearly show a heavy, heavy trend towards the usual modern teal and orange look.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens:
(100% teal and orange)

A Screencap from Empire Strikes Back (Episode V)
 (image from GOUT, original unaltered trilogy)

This is fucking boring, because it's Star Wars for god's sake, not just any movie.
Show at least a bit of confidence. And don't blame it to nostalgia to have a new look. This is not a "new look", but a sickness that producers completely submissively bow down to.
See they can't even have the confidence to give the one, probably weightiest movie name/franchise of all the movies that are released in near future a unbiased natural look.
The human ego is pandered all over the image and this diminishes the full experience, because it's straight in the face, no looking away here, expect you experience it as a audio drama.

To further reinforce the truth about the look, let's look at other screencaps from the Teaser Trailer.
The first thought was that it's a exception. But looking at the above image, there is absolutely no question that the look is real.

 Stormtroopers illuminated by teal?
 (original)


How about the same with natural colors?
 (recolored)

 Why is the light teal? Not blue, white, red, green, yellow, turquoise, purple, violet, pink, white or anything else? No this light-bulb is exactly teal, one of the 2 modern movie colors, what a coincidence!


Stormtroopers preparing for war?

The same image with natural colors:
(now that we've seen the truth, I will also say that this computer generated image as a composition-- looks without depth or believable! The re-color helps a lot.)

Let's look at some more images from the Trailers.

R2D2
(wow, R2D2 is orange and the background teal)

Chrometrooper
(the walls sure look teal)

John Boyega as Stormtrooper
 (uuuh, the Armor is literally orange and the background is teal!)

X-Wings


 (teaaaaaaaal! I give up!!!)

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Didn't JJ Abrams wanting to tribute the original 3 classic Star Wars movies?
So why does it look like an ordinary modern movie, suffering the color-sickness?
Probably it won't even be JJ Abrams fault, but the studio simply forces that look to be super-imposed. Because they are really scared, little children, that even can't grow the confidence to make the one single movie called Star Wars to have a slightly different look (natural colors).
People would go watch the movie any way, it could have been the ONE movie that would guide the modern film-look back to reason.

If they even can't make Star Wars look natural and have a comprehensible color-palette.
Then all is lost!


How about suddenly making Mickey Mouse to be green?
Absolutely you can't do that. But whatever it's "modern" right? That's now what people do today. If you're exposed to those colors that heavily that you won't even notice them anymore. It has become a sickness, due to the over-exposition. It's the same as someone who is psychically sick but strongly believes that he is sane.

This is the truth that should concern anyone, not only Star Wars fans but Film fans generally. This is fucking Star Wars, understand that?
How about giving the people or fans a choice to watch the movie in an unaltered-natural look and a teal-and-orange look?
Of course not for the theatrical, but maybe they should consider giving that choice for home released. I don't think this is any strange at all.

Friday, June 12, 2015

Regrading Film Classics

This is a concept of how would The Blues Brothers (1980) look if it was made today?

Obviously it is slightly exaggerated. But considering that this movie would probably be regarded as a kind of independent movie (being musical and all), it would receive such color-treatment.
Independent movies are often very bold in their super imposed color-grading. Often tending to an extreme green/yellow look. Just like modern Blockbusters, but just a tad more the green spectrum and more extreme. As if trying to say: "look I'm special. Not one of those mainstream mediums".
I can assure that the conception is not that far off from reality.







Upper images are as they appear originally.
Lower are regraded to a modern independent mainstream look.